August 14, 2015 | Posted in Reggie A HollyWOOF Star

See? I told you these kings and queens with lots of money are wacko! This one lady human in particular, Lady Macbeth, throws “Spot” out of the house!!!   OUCH! BARK!

Out, damned spot! out, I say!–One: two: why,

204px-Lady_Macbeth_Cattermolethen, ’tis time to do’t.–Hell is murky!–Fie, my
lord, fie! a soldier, and afeard? What need we
fear who knows it, when none can call our power to
account?–Yet who would have thought the old man
to have had so much blood in him . . .

Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the
     perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this
little hand. O, O, O!

 

Everyone knows now that Lady Macbeth suffered from OCD; that’s obsessive compulsive disorder, and couldn’t stop washing her hands after she told her husband to kill King Duncan. (You’d think he’d be washing his own hands, huh? Woof?)

Talk about having a guilty conscience. Lady M just keeps walking in her sleep and washing her hands with perfumes from their summer trip to Arabia and calling for someone to put Spot out.

I didn’t even know she had a dog!