September 11, 2015 | Posted in Canine Celebrity Critiques
She’s racy. She’s raucous. She owns half a dozen dogs! She is? Miley Cyrus.
IMBD.com tells us she was born in Tennessee on Nov. 23, 1992, as Destiny Hope Cyrus. Which is kind of ironic, dontcha think? I mean, she always seemed destined to have a meteoric rise to stardom. Remember the Disney Channel’s “Hannah Montana”? The girl’s a born entertainer.
They also say her celebrity name is a twist on her childhood nickname, “Smiley”, on account of she was always in a cheerful mood. I’d buy that! If you follow Miley Cyrus on Instagram or Twitter you’ll quickly see that her selfies are always full of huge smiles, tongue wags and goofy faces.
But, for me? One of 22-year-old Miley’s best features is her faux hawk. I love her short and sassy ‘do and have even copied it. Yep, that’s how much of a fan I am. And then there’s her desire to rescue otherwise unloved pets. She even recently helped her sister pick out a rescue of her own.
Now that’s dedication! There are six dogs and counting in her pack and I certainly wish I was one of ‘em. No matter what she does, no matter where she goes and no matter what she sings I will always be on the ready to wag my tail and bow my own faux-hawked head in homage to her.
‘Cause when it comes to sass, no one does it better. I just can’t help but love my girl Miley!