September 11, 2015 | Posted in Canine Celebrity Critiques

arriving at The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Kodak Theatre, Hollywood, CA. 11-16-06

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What does Gisele Bundchen have that I don’t? Well, OK, husband Tom Brady for one!

And her Victoria’s Secret angel wings for another. And probably more money than I’ll get to sniff in a lifetime. And legions of fans who think she’s great and beautiful and one of the most perfect creatures on this planet. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Is that really the kind of stuff we wanna celebrate?

Well, yeah. C’mon. How can you not be enamored by Gisele’s girl-next-door-but-va-va-voomier features? Or the way she always looks uber casual and relaxed but still stylish? Just look at her recent H&M campaign. Did you know she’s the girl singing that Kinks song in the background?

How cool is that? And I love her beachy hair. It always looks perfect. I’ve tried to cultivate a similar look, but long, flowy locks don’t look as good on boy dogs as they do on 100 percent flesh- and-blood girl models who may as well be from Ipanema! (Gisele’s originally from Brazil).

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Charlene

The 33-year-old model also occasionally appears in films. Remember her bit part in “The Devil Wears Prada”? And she’s a goodwill ambassador in the United Nations Environment Programme. Can you believe that? She’s gorgeous and a do-gooder. What can’t that girl do? Obviously nothing.

Get me some wings and a solar panel and I’ll try to compete. Until then, just keep drooling over Gisele!